Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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