they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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