Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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