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I like you better when you drink

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I like you better when I drink too

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(916): View more from California

this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I threw up into my coffee this morning.

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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.

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(619): View more from California

Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose

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(727): View more from Florida

did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.

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