We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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