That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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