Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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