just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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