So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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