I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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