If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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