Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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