Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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