office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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