Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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