guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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