Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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