Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
