No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
