Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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