Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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