Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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