I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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