I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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