so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
