Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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