Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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