if you like me you must not know who I am
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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