ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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