I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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