First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Can I color on your dick again?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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