I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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