we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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