I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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