Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
there was a trapeze. enough said
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize