she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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