I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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