We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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