I hate your face
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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