He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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