that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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