The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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