Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
