What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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