Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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