No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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