then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
