my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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