How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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