it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
