I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
