shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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