I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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